When I see people, I want to punch them in the face basically because they are looking at me.
This might be a problem when trying to not be single.
phantasthma
alright, no hard feelings, but just so you know i'm not single and i am in a relationship so...just brush up on your facts before you reblog anything.hahaha alright
phantasthma
why did you just reblog something of mine and say that's why i'm single? i was being sarcastic in that post.It’s a joke bro, this whole site is making fun of me and everyone I know. My friends sends stuff in because we all have a million reasons why we’re single. I’m pointing out small things in normal people because the reality is that no one is perfect we all have stupid flaws but our flaws are what embellish us as people and make us a great. I search tumblr for reasons Im single and stuff like that and yours was one of the ones that came up and I found it suiting for the blog. Didn’t mean to offend you at all. We all need to laugh at ourselves once in a while =) Hope you had a good holiday
I grab everyones ass.
Yeah, it can be a problem.
This is why youre single…
i have a geometry quiz tomorrow about shit i don’t even understand, i feel bloated, and i lost a follower
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…that’s what she said!
I make more “…that’s what she said!” jokes than anyone I know. Hence, me being single.
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Yo mama’s so stupid, she couldn’t tell which way an elevator was going if I gave her two guesses.
Yeah I do think yo mamma jokes are funny. Thats why anything with the opposite gender hates me!
I think fart jokes are funny
as well as poop and dick jokes. Could this be why im single? Yes.
My friends have to secretly ask cute boys to take pictures with me.
Yeah, I am single. You guessed right.
Thinking about being with you is better than actually being with you.
I find this to be true more often than not. A reason why I’m single.
Ever have something happen to you where you suddenly have the realization of "WOW. This is totally why I'm single!"...So have we.
Have a reason you think we're single? Send it in cause we'd allllll love to read it!